Never Give this Girl a Microphone…. [Spoiler by Jessica Szohr and Kristen dos Santos]

Here’s a new batch of spoilers from Kristen and … Jessica Szohr? Oh it gets better:

Tammy: Please give us some Chair spoilers for the second half of the season!
Well, file this under bad news. Jessica Szohr tells us someone new is coming to Gossip Girl…again. “We have another guest star coming on, which is amazing,” she says. “She starts to date Chuck Bass, which is exciting because everyone always wants Chuck and Blair together. This someone throws a little loop in their relationship—or throws everyone, actually.” Another loop for Chuck and Blair? How do we feel about this, Chairsters?

Monica: Any chance Katie Cassidy will become a regular? I am loving to hate her on Gossip Girl!
I’m told she’s only signed on for 11 episodes total—so, sorry, but you might not want to get too attached. She’s got great stuff before she goes, though.

Meghan: Will Sam Page be back on Gossip Girl?
Sadly, Sam Page‘s sweet smile won’t be back in the Upper East Side anytime soon. “There’s no plan to return as of yet, but the door’s certainly open since we left it on a nice note with a brief relationship,” Sam tells us.

@Flave101 (via Twitter): I want to know about what’s coming up for Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl. Any Jenny and Nate news?
Sad trombone! Nothing in the works for Jenny and Nate, and I’m told writers seem to be done with that storyline—at least for the current season. Sadness? Happy dance? What say you?

Love it? Hate it? Pissed?

Here’s the deal guys… I haven’t read any of the spoilers from FF since the 4 episode. I haven’t gone near, and I really don’t want to. It makes watching the show a lot better tbh. And when writing the recap, it really does help.

That being said, the spoilers from Kristen are the only ones I get. So sorry 😀

GG Couples Throughout the Ages: Serena Edition (Part 2)

How is it possible that a simple character so difficult to write for?

Serena’s character frustrates me, as I previously stated (or may have stated). Maybe it’s Blake [Lively] and her portrayal of Serena, but something about Serena that irks me. It’s not as bad as a certain Miss Brooklyn or Lil Jenny Humphrey, but it’s almost there.

It’s not even the lackluster love life; it’s just everything as a whole. She is she all over the place. She can be either a) bubbly, b) overdramatic, and c) a bad schemer. Plus she goes through guys like they’re newspapers. Only good for a couple of minutes before you have to throw it in the trash. (Unless you like reading the newspaper then I’ll try to find another analogy).

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SEASON FINALE – Theory

Okay, since I saw you ‘liked’ my theories about the season finale (and LOLZ at myself, last theory is likely to happen 75%), I decided that maybe I could do another theories post?

Let’s see what we have.

Season Finale Promo

Finale clips from The Morning Show

Ausiello/Kristin Spoilers

UK Promo

Let’s start.

I suggest to watch all the clips I’ve posted just to be sure you won’t be spoiled by reading this.

Chuck is on the top of ESB… he waits for B but she doesn’t arrive in time, so he goes back to his suite where there’s Jenny alone and broken like him. Chuck confides in her her, telling her that B didn’t show up and that this only means that it’s true, they’re over, she wants to move on with her life. On the point of breaking down, J says “I don’t want to be alone” (PROMO UK) and C “Neither do I” and he leans to kiss her. He realizes his stupidity – NOW because he is broken-hearted, so he stops. J understands and Chuck allows her to stay the night (The Morning Show clip), he’ll sleep on the couch. Before the night is over B comes to Chuck’s suite telling him she was late because Dorota went into labor and she didn’t think of calling him, she was too worried for her. Jenny is still sleeping, so she doesn’t know she’s there in Chuck’s bed. She tells Chuck Dorota went into labor and that she came there only to let him know, she has to leave again. He decides to go with her and he gets dressed. They go to the Hospital and Chuck is ready to do the Grand Gesture, that’s proposing to her. He’s about to do it (Season Finale Promo) but then Dan comes and punches him – but we don’t know how the promos are made, the scenes can be not connected at all – because he read the blast from GG and arrives to the wrong conclusions. B is upset, she’s angry and starts to yell at him (UK Promo) and he tries to justify himself telling B that he and J only shared a kiss, plus he thought that B didn’t love him anymore (UK Promo). But Blair doesn’t believe him. She orders him to go away, she’ll never get back with such a Bass-tard. Chuck silently leaves with a black eye and B and D are alone. He doesn’t go to his suite with his limo because he wants to walk, but it’s late night and he accidentally finds himself in a bad place where two guys mug him and steal the engagement ring (The Morning Show Clip, ‘Just let me keep the box’). They hurt him and leave him there. Meanwhile in his suite, a hurt Nate comes back and finds J. He dumped S because he learned that she betrayed him with D, so he’s broken-hearted too. He and Jenny start to kiss and then have sex. (Season Finale Promo, if press pause you can well see Nate‘s shirt and watch, that’s def not Ed’s hand).

Okay this was it, and to create suspense I’d finish with B leaving with S to Paris and a hurt Chuck, but nobody knows that he’s been mugged.

What do you think?

Afterthought: Dr. Estrangeloved

The episode wasn’t really all I hoped. It very filter-like, a preparation for the really big story plot. The episode passed by me and everything seemed kind of eh. So while I may have *coughLOVEDcough* the CB related scenes, it was blah. Did anyone else feel like this was a Dan/Vanessa episode overdrive?

Onwards with this thoughts:

Chair: That flashback had me. I’m a sucker for Chuck and Blair the Beginnings. See we want epic not this “old  couple” that they’ve been showing. I thought Chuck checking up on Blair was mildly psycho and sweet (in Chuck’s weird way). I loved jealous Chuck becasue he was all intense eyed and sexy. I miss fun loving Chuck and possibly drunk Chuck.

Serenate and Nenny: Serenate fought, Nenny came then left, then caused drama, Serena apologize that was that. The story kind of passed me by. Like Nate was being all slow. Jenny was being trashy, Serena was being weird.

Lily/Rufus/William: Umm Can I root for William/Lily? Because he almost reminds me of Bart, you know only he smiles and is a tad nicer (not really).  Rufus he’s such a downer. Where’s his backbone? Does he have one?

Dan/Vanessa/Willow: Ugh I paid attention. Nothing happen, they hurt my head. All because of some program. What truely pissed me off was Vanessa being a hypocrite. I mean how can she sound offended when this was Dan’s dream? Dear lord, get the eff off this high horse you seem to always be on.

Jenny: (refer to Serente)

Dorota: Awesome, ’nuff said

Well I didn’t do an afterthought last week because of the repeat. And honestly that episode wasn’t that great. So I think we can agree that an afterthought do-over would have been for nothing. Next wk, I don’t remember the promo… Refresh anyone?

Oh bring Eric please and thank you!

Thoughts?

Ausiello SPOILERS + Theories about the season finale

Question: Does a character from Gossip Girl occupy one of the 18 confirmed or seven possible fatalities on your lovely May Sweeps Scorecard? —Christopher
Ausiello: Yes, there is a space reserved for an Upper East Sider in one of those two categories.

What?

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