“Send her away before she hurts anyone else.” – Eric van der Woodsen on Jenny Humphrey in Episode 3.22: Last Tango, then Paris – SEASON FINALE
I’ll start with this quote because this is the gist of this episode. Now that most of you may have already seen the episode or have heard all the spoilers, so with regarded to that I’m going to try and keep this as short or simple as possible (I did try). But I do tend to ramble a lot so please pardon me.
Ok so I didn’t a hundred percent hate the season finale. There were parts that I was enjoying, again that was just me. Although trying to watch the episode and knowing what’s going to happen makes it that much harder to enjoy. Enjoy the Vanessa-less episode while we can.
Onward with these thoughts of mine: I’m doing individual characters summary/and pairs.
Jenny: Ok just a warning but close to losing it since now I now the whole entire story with Jenny. The ungrateful, psycho, irrelevant, whore. This is all her fault. Maybe not the Dorota going into labor because that was just how things go. But the GG blast, Chenny happening, getting sent to Hudson. Yup all Jenny’s fault. Her actions were unjustifiable.
Like what’s it to her if Dan and Serena were in the same bed, oh all of a sudden she knew that there would be consequences but she still did it anyways? Like dumb b*tch. So, so, sorry I normally am not like this but her character pissed me the f*** off. She manages to not only break up Serenate and Danessa (actually I don’t care for that one so much) but she manages to piss everyone off. Then she gets to leave like nothing happened. WTF? She makes a mess and gets away with it? I’m sorry but I hope this girl dies on the train.
Btw did anyone else catch the Bride of Chucky reference? If you did lol if you didn’t I’ll give you a hint Jenny Humphrey.
Chuck: I couldn’t hate him. There wasn’t an ounce of me that wanted to, and he seemed so honest and broken. In the beginning when he was giving Nate and Serena advice on relationship was pure awesomeness because Chuck was right. This was Chuck as light and in love and ready to take on the world persona. But after Blair failed to show that persona crash and dear lord I felt sorry for him. Then he gets shot? And the ring? I was a mess afterwards. Don’t die Chuckie! But somehow I doubt that, because Ed’s still in the Cast list, so all hope is not entirely lost.
Chenny: The whole Chenny thing. Chuck should have been upfront with Blair when he slept Jenny, but you know what? He gave Jenny a way out. He literally told her ass to leave, if she wasn’t ready. He gave the same option to Blair (which now think about that Chair scene is sort of tainted). They were ‘high’ no they weren’t.
Btw: It takes two to tango, so as much as Dan thinks it was Chuck’s fault, Jenny could have walked away. But no she’s didn’t want to be alone. Dan is a failed character.
Chair: Speech aww I love B. I want her to be happy and she did not deserve that. I loved that she yelled at Jenny for being basically a home wrecker and for just being awful. The look on both Chuck and Blair’s face when… Wait no more tears. It’s too painful lol dramatic I know. There’s not much I can say on the pair. I couldn’t enjoy their mini-reunion and part of me wishes that Chenny didn’t happen. Hell a lot of people wish that.
Serenate: And the award for cheesiest break up goes to? Like geez I was like Nate forgave her and then she’s like “It’s not you…” Nate come on you can do better, Serena does not deserve you. There SL was just there, it was like the writers were sitting around thinking of ways to piss of this fandom. Either that or they got lazy probably thinking:
“Ok we need to get this done, what do have?”
I can’t even begin to understand their train of thought. Fail GG writers, FAIL.
Blair/Serena moment: Blair insults Serena, and it is priceless. Serena’s a lazy girl who has to work on herself. She just realizes this? Bravo S, it only took you a year. But I did love their heart to heart.
Bromance of Nate/Dan: Just make them stop being friends, please. I beg of you. That’s pretty much it, I was like they forgave each other pretty quickly considering Dan was about to book a plane to Paris.
Nate: He’s a man-whore again? Didn’t we see this already? I mean he was so reform from last season to go back to being that whore again not exactly buying it.
Danera: *Sniff, Sniff* It’s smell like: O Brother, Where Bart Thou? You know when Serena left with Aaron to Brazil. I’m worried you guys because that another reference from past GG episode. These writers are lazy.
Dorota: Wasn’t she adorable? The advice to B. aww and then she just had to go into labor boo D. lol Beautiful baby girl name: Anastasia. Was anyone else happy that we might see more Cyrus/Eleanor next season? I love them together. And love Vanya, you adorable Russian doorman!
Eric: I love Eric as you know, but the whole ending where he just forgives Jenny? We’re back to DeBarted (see another reference) and Summer Kind of Wonderful. I wonder what horrible thing she can do so they officially never speak again. Because I am so over their friendship.
Last but certainly not least Georgie: She’s so hilarious and she’s like shows up at like random moment. I L-O-V-E her. I’m not loving the blonde on Georgie’s head but I’m willing to look passed it because she’s Georgina-Freakin’-Sparks . And yes I was totally happy she’s having a baby with Dan because I do ship them.
I have certainly enjoyed writing these and hearing your thoughts on the episode. I hope you enjoyed my ramblings and sorry if they were longer then they should have been. This 2nd half was certainly something and this finale whoa. I want to leave you with these in mind: If two people are destine to be together they will end up together regardless of what stands in their way. Sadly Chair can only withstand through only so much.
BTW: F-U JOSH! There I feel better 🙂
Take care and share your thoughts…