This post will spoil the finale, please don’t read
I saw the Chair clips from the finale on YT. So this is not going to be a recap beccause I didn’t watch the entire episode. You’ll read the recap made by M, after the episode will air in the US. Let’s get started, shall we?
The gif summarizes what happens with C/B in this episode. I think you remember my friend T doing a post with theories, right? Well, she was right for the most part. This is what happens with CB:
– Blair decides to get back together with Chuck but Dorota goes into labour and she doesn’t arrive in time to the ESB
– Chuck thinks Blair doesn’t love him anymore and he sleeps with Jenny-slut
– After the major creep sex fest, Blair comes to Chuck’s suite and explains what happened. They get back together…. and Jenny is in the next room, all covered in a post-coital shame
– Chuck is about to propose to Blair when Humpty Dumpty appears from nowhere and punches Chuck for sleeping with his slut of a sister. Yes, D sucker punches C for the second time. Does it occur to you, Danny boy that Chuck is only part of the problem? Maybe you should punch your whore of a sister too. Poor B….. I felt so sorry for her.
– Blair tells Chuck she will not speak to him ever again
– Blair leaves for Paris with Serena
And lmao, Georgina is pregnant with Dan’s baby. Oh, Georgie, you could have done so much better for your baby’s daddy. But hey, we have an admin that might be happy about this turn of events. *wink* M But this makes me so happy, maybe Michelle will join the regular cast next season and maybe, maybe the untalented irrelevant one will leave.
And poor Nate too. Serena breaks his heart and he starts to drink and sleep around. Nate will be the new Chuck… well, the old Chuck. Oh, you know what I mean.
P.S. Chuck gets shot.